What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 00:01

No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Still no good.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
What is the American mobile phone number format?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors